The James 1:27 of Scientology

Posted by Paul Chesser at 4:47 PM

Here is pure and undefiled religion, in the words of Tom Cruise: To, uh, curse your enemies?

"I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions."

He lists some of Scientology's selling points: its drug-abuse, prison-rehabilitation and education programs. "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f--- you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "F--- you." His face reddens. "Period."

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