The president is supposedly going to be in Asheville Monday. One can “feel the energy” of his approval rating from the list of hilarious comments posted by readers.

As early as October 10, the president’s arrival was suspected when Secret Service agents reportedly booked rooms in the Asheville Hilton. Needless to say, this is a LEED-certified building. Then, today, Secret Service people were allegedly supposed to pay a visit to the economic development mecca Advantage West.

Somebody remind me to get up a couple hours earlier for work to avoid widespread circulatory shut-downs like those experienced the last time our exalted leader paid a visit.