You remember Jay Bennish,
right? The tie-died high school geography teacher who went on a
20-minute anti-Bush, anti-America rant that, to his chagrin, was
recorded by a student? Well, Ace of Spades has a Jay Bennish Geography Pop Quiz for your amusement. Sample question:
1. What river did conquistador Hernando DeSoto discover?
a) The Mississippi River
b) The Missouri River
c) The Rio Grande
d) What river did he discover? Discover? As if there weren’t
a diverse and ecologocially-sensitive people living there for 5000
peaceful years of enlightened communal property sharing before. Yeah,
kind of like Hitler “discovered” the Sudetenland, right? You know what
I’m talkin’ about.
