Not all members of the legal profession are fond of our Senator Edwards. James Ostrowski herelets loose with a broadside.
Let’s face it: Edwards is just a good-looking guy with a knack for hornswoggling gullible people. If he’d been around 150 years ago, he would no doubt have made a killing by peddling Dr. Von Leerkopf’s magical, cure all elixir from a wagon. The pitch might go like this: “America has a terrible health divide, my friends — those who are strong and robust, and those who suffer from aches and pains, anemia and all the debilitating maladies known to medical science. But now, thanks to this amazing elixir, we can close that divide. Just one bottle and you, too can enjoy the glow of good health! Step right up and buy a bottle!”
