Humorist Bob Lee Swagger provides this ?Angry Muslim Nut In The SUV? update:
we have it on solid source that poor little Chancellor Meezie is wearing double diapers around South Building this week. His incontinence is matching his incompetence on this latest crisis on his ill-fated watch. About all he can come up with is one of his whizbang ?silent vigils? where he holds hands with any aberrant lifeform that will touch him, sticks a candle in his teeth, and they all hum show tunes in Farsi.
