Jeff already proposed one below, based on “In-a-Gadda-da-Vida.” Here’s my suggestion, based on “My Sharona”:
Ooh my little city, fun city, fun.
Will I make it to work on time, Charlotte-a?
Ooh I idle here some, my motor run.
Done stuck here waitin? in line, Charlotte-a.
Stupid railroad crap, give it up.
Such a traffic jam. All we are is stuck, but you?re up
For the choo-choo train.
My my my i yi whoo-whoo!
M-M-M-My Charlotte-a …
Jeff, high praise here for “old jones to feed” ? excellent pun, my friend.
