by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger
There are problems with Internet sales. Caveat emptor is too much to ask of The Wee People. We need the police to step in and provide safe places. People may now trade under video surveillance at police stations or set an appointment to have a live deputy on-hand. The implications astound. Think of anything, like going potty could result in an overflowing toilet with subsequent potential health hazards. Ought I not have a deputy hold my hand every time I go lest we have an incident? If we do that, he can also give me a drug test every time to make sure I am not eating the lead paint off the walls or something.