I’m not ignoring the fact that last Wednesday was Constitution Day. The mailbox was full of reminders, but the computers were also down here, and a belated salute didn’t feel right until now. Can you think of a more

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peaceful way to buck tyranny and give jillions of people the room and respect to reach for new frontiers of achievement?

Oh, how I miss you.