If you’ve been dying for a pink knit hat with “Vagina Warrior” written on it but didn’t know where to buy one, this press release is for you.

The news gets even better if you go to the store: “For a limited time, receive a stick of free V-Day special edition Luna Chocolate Peppermint Lip Balm with each order of a ‘Vagina Warrior’ T-shirt. Offer good while supplies last.”

For the record: “Vagina Warrior” is a silly slogan for V-Day.org, not a euphemism for the left’s approach to combatting terror.