Tomorrow, Oct. 1, University of North Carolina at Cuts Hurt chancellor James Moeser will present his third annual ‘State of the University’ address.
In light of this momentous occasion, we are announcing our first annual “Guess the Blather”? contest. Contest details:
? Contestants should try to predict what rhetorical smoke Moeser will blow and in which direction; that is to say, they should try to guess which issues Moeser will address and what he will say about them. Light-hearted, less-than-serious predictions are also welcome if they are humorous.
? All entries should be emailed to [email protected].
? All entries received before the speech is given will be considered.
? Winning entries will be blogged here in the Locker Room and perhaps given some other form of notoriety (bear with us here; we’re still hashing this one out).
? Winning entries will be either (a) close to the actual text of Moeser’s address or (b) too funny not to post.
? This contest is open to all readers, including JLF staff members and Chancellor Moeser.