I’m sure the following suggestion isn’t the absolute worst, because it reads as if (thank God I haven’t heard it) Stoops’ initial suggestion of “Fergalicious” would be. Blame it on my English literature and language background if you wish, but I admit to a strong dislike for atrocious lyric writing, such as manifest in those first three lines.
All that aside, this really is quite a noxious self-referential tune:
Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees,
And people say we monkey around…
