And now for the big story:

Buncombe County Register of Deeds Drew Reisinger this morning became the first government official in North Carolina to seek approval for granting same-sex marriage licenses, though the state Attorney General Roy Cooper has already indicated the licenses will not be granted.

If you want to know what I think about it, and you shouldn’t; I find the matter embarrassing, and so I will only refer you to the wisdom of my Creator.