I’m not content just to make fun of elementary school teachers trying to instill the cult of Obama on the public dime. I want to help, but I want a song to be a little more “real,” you know?

See, I think the president has far more in common with baloney than he does with Christ Jesus. So I propose:

Our bawoney has a furs name,
B-A-R-A-C-K
Our bawoney has a secon name,
It’s O-B-A-M-A

Oh we hafta pwaise him ev’wy week,
If you ask why, the teachers shriek
Man, Bawack Obama lets it fwy with B-A-L-O-N-E-Y!