Should holders of elective and appointed public office be required to take drug tests? I think not. If somebody is too stoned to perform, he won’t need a drug test. Though I’ve never done illegal drugs or alcohol, drug tests have always impressed me as a humiliating and crass violation of human dignity. I would prefer people to keep their laws off my body.* “They” might discover I have antifreeze for blood.

*Though I borrow the adage, I am not pro-death.