Tuesday, media reports said former President Bill Clinton had not submitted the text of the speech he’ll give tonight nominating President Obama for a second term. Carolina Journal has obtained a copy of the address and will post the following story on our home page tomorrow:

 

 

 

For a larger version (PDF), click here.

 

NOTE: THIS IS A FAKE PAGE. IT’S A JOKE, just like the back-page parodies we publish every month in the print edition of CJ.  Your first clue should be that the president’s speech will be held indoors. Carry on.