Two years ago I mocked the Left’s war on thought-criminal fast food joints by adding to our series on “You might be a ‘progressive’ if…

… you have a rapidly expanding Enemies’ List of fast-food restaurants.

One wishes to counsel perspective, but it is necessarily absent for enforcers of the dictates of Everything Is Political.

Today, however, Twitchy caught a very funny exchange on Twitter when Brad “The Other” Woodhouse apparently thought he had caught Sen. Rand Paul in hypocrisy (one supposes) and made one of those posts that reflects poorly on the author instead of the target:

The responses are hilarious; check ’em out.

Charles C.W. Cooke sums it up in four words: