So, are there so few Americans willing to drive school buses that foreign terrorists are being given the job? That’s what the FBI says. Well, sort of. Here’s what the AP says:

Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police.

But then, this:

An FBI spokesman said, “Parents and children have nothing to fear.”

Asked about the alert notice, the FBI’s Rich Kolko said, “There are no threats, no plots and no history leading us to believe there is any reason for concern,” although law enforcement agencies around the country were asked to watch out for kids’ safety.

OK. So, let me get this straight. We should “watch out for our kids’ safety” from possible foreign terrorists driving kids to school, but “parents and children have nothing to fear”? Am I missing something?