Buncombe County has released its SOTCH report. It is likely little different from those of other counties. The most important concerns are making sure children have sleek, ripped, muscular bodies like the plastic-surgery cover boys and girls; and then, after the children have been turned into irresistible hotties, helping them dispense with any fetal byproducts that may form.

By the way, building greenways and parks with taxpayer dollars is supposed to help bring about the new svelte.