Although it is hard to pick just one, my favorite twist in the Randy Parton debacle was his meeting with Belk department store executives to pitch a Randy Parton clothing line. It is too bad that it never panned out because I was actually looking forward to seeing a Randy Parton line of undies, bloomers, petticoats, tanga briefs, union suits, and, of course, girdles.

Anyway, this fall, Belk stores will debut a clothing line from Kristin Davis. Davis is one of the stars of the TV series (and now movie) “Sex and the City,” which my wife makes me watch. She also is the voice of “Miss Spider” on Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends, which my kids make we watch.

Belk and Kristin Davis makes sense. Belk and Randy Parton, not so much.