I think I’ll start drinking. Job One is job creation. I have a bad candy habit, but that only employs corporate moguls like Willy Wonka an his underpaid Oompa Loompas. If I get addicted to alcohol, then I can make work for psychologists an maybe cops and public sanitation officers. Maybe I can create jobs for clerical clinicians and authors as well. All these people will spend money in the community, and each dollar has the potential to enrich each citizen multiple times. Yes, I think getting drunk is the patriotic thing to do.