by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger
On second thought, I’ll take up smoking. Maybe I’ll get a smoking-drinking dual diagnosis. If I smoke, then maybe I can get lung cancer and create jobs for physicians, lab technicians, nurses, hospital orderlies, and even the people in the hospital’s kitchen and laundry communities. Jobs will be created in the durable medical and pharmaceutical economic sectors, too. Most importantly, I can sue the tobacco companies. Not only with this create jobs for lawyers, paralegals, and administrators, it can fund programs like this to help other people get jobs.