‘Brother National Socialist North Carolinian, did you know that our F?hrer [insert less incendiary yet still accurate term here] is against smoking?’

Today North Carolina joins other proud regimes in the fight against smoking:

I move forthwith to remove the dates May 20th, 1775 and April 12th, 1776 from the North Carolina State Flag and replace them with today’s date and August 30th, 2005, because they are far more reflective of today’s illiberal, kleptocratic North Carolina.