A couple in Montgomery, Ala., held a burglar at gunpoint and made him clean up the mess he had made. Incredibly, the man complained to police about it when they arrived. I agree with the cop’s reaction, as related by the woman victim:

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” she said. “The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead.”