Here’s a math problem for all you Einsteinians who believe in warping space. Integrate the following news claims into an internally-consistent scenario:

  • Government food subsidies are increasing. SNAP use has increased 358% since 2000, but we are told to focus on the single-digit changes between 2012 and 2013. What’s more, Abomicare is expected to increase enrollment.
  • Unemployment is decreasing.
  • Soup kitchens are in need of more donations.
  • School kids get universal free breakfast and around 50% in some districts get “free or reduced” lunches.
  • Homelessness is decreasing.
  • Homelessness and hunger are on the rise (1, 2).