A TV reporter has a breathless report about the class picture of a 7-year-old that the mother says was altered to give her cleavage. The reporter and the mother speculate away about whether it’s a Photoshop job of fauxtography or some other phenomenon. The guy at the studio wasn’t very forceful in defending his photographer. But, guys, chill. Look at the photo. The “cleavage” is where two shadows caused by her collar come together to make a darker shadow. That’s it! Call off the lawyers. Call off the reporters. Get a life.