Background: “Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. … While being booked, Adamcik asked to use the bathroom. It was then, police charge, that he attempted to flush marijuana, which apparently had been hidden in his blue tights.”


Who are we comparing? First, we have a guy caught doing illegal activities with stuff crammed in his pants, and then we have this Dr. Adamcik dude.

Adamcik’s a doc who crammed a burrito in his pants; the other guy’s a Berger who crammed docs in his pants. Also, Adamcik allegedly groped women and tried to flush the dope. Berger worked for a dope who allegedly groped women.