My daughter received an Easy-Bake Oven from her aunt for Christmas. In setting it up, I notice that it relies on a 100-watt incandescent light bulb ? the same “enemy of the planet” that was banned (beginning in 2012) by ridiculous legislation signed last week by the President.

In other news, my daughter will now be “contributing to global warming,” like all productive Americans.

“Without an immediate ban, we will cross the Easy-Bake tipping point …