Asheville protest personality Lisa Landis complained to the Buncombe County Commissioners today about being unjustly arrested. She had been marching down the highway, covering a rally as a citizen reporter. But seriously, communist rallies are like vice trades. If you remove the reporters, spies, sting operators, infiltrators, and social psychologists – who’s left?

On a segue perceptible if you don your aluminium cap, County Manager Dr. Wanda Greene announced tonight that crime would increase to justify the new addition to the county jail. Watchdog Jerry Rice asked if the chicken or the egg came first.