Well. Haters gonna hate, I guess. Consumer Reports tried to get to the bottom of why only 1 in 35 people could successfully register on the Obamacare web site, and at the end of it, CR wrote:

If all this is too much for you to absorb, follow our previous advice: Stay away from Healthcare.gov for at least another month if you can.

Meanwhile, several Senate Democrats are beginning to lose faith, including NC’s Sen. Kay “No Delay” Hagan, who is now Sen. Kay “No, Delay” Hagan. Most are up for reelection next year, though heaven knows what that would have to do with it.

But there is at least one pumpkin patch where fealty and sincerity can be found:

ACA faith