Out of the blue, it seems, Durham’s fire marshal says the Cameron Crazies have been violating fire codes for, well, years, I guess. Fire Marshal Kenneth Crews has ruled that crazies behind the press table must now be on a bleacher and not on the floor, and the grad students also must be farther back from the floor. Lots of people are wondering what caused this sudden fit of enforcement:
Men’s basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski expressed concern about the implications of the sudden policy change.
“Did we do something wrong, and if that is the case, then how might we be able to solve it without hurting the students?” he said. “They’re on the team too, so they should be as close to the court as possible.”
I’m sure some students are wondering if the fire marshal is a friend of Mike Nifong’s and police investigator Mark Gottlieb.
