Dana Milbank of The Washington Post has a hilarious piece today ridiculing Michelle Obama’s latest grocery-shopping spree. According to at least one commenter on this site, that makes Milbank a racist. Obviously, it doesn’t, but that’s what the Left wants us to believe. In the meantime, have fun laughing at the First Lady’s energy-sucking trip to get some Tuscan kale:

The Secret Service and the D.C. police brought in three dozen vehicles and shut down H Street, Vermont Avenue, two lanes of I Street and an entrance to the McPherson Square Metro station. They swept the area, in front of the Department of Veterans Affairs, with bomb-sniffing dogs and installed magnetometers in the middle of the street, put up barricades to keep pedestrians out, and took positions with binoculars atop trucks. Though the produce stand was only a block or so from the White House, the first lady hopped into her armored limousine and pulled into the market amid the wail of sirens. …
… Considering all the logistics, each tomato she purchased had a carbon footprint of several tons.