I’m on tenterhooks waiting for the compilation tape of Academy
Award-winning songs that has titles like “Love is a Many Splendored
Thing,” “The Last Time I saw Paris,” “Gigi,” “White Christmas,” “In the
Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening,” “Days of Wine and Roses” and….

It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.”

Yeah. That song just won an Oscar tonight. Eat your heart out Johnny Mercer.