M.D. Kittle of the Federalist has doubts about the authenticity of former President Joe Biden’s latest project.
Son-of-a-gun. Turns out Joe Biden’s autopen can do more than pardon Covid villains and free Yemeni terrorists from Guantanamo Bay.
The former president has written a book. A memoir. Yes, that requires a memory, so very likely the octogenarian with the mental acuity of a Hungry Man Salisbury steak dinner had a lot of help.
It’s available now for pre-order ahead of a scheduled November release. I know that because Joe himself told me in a glossy promotional video, apparently filmed in his Pledge-shined study.
“It’s about the challenges we face as a nation, about the decisions I made, and why I made them,” Biden says in his berzia-berzia, mush mouth language we’ve all grown to love. It’s available for prorder now, the ex-president mumbles.
Whoa! Now, we’ll get the whole truth and nothing but the truth from a man whose political love language is lying.
In the video, Sleepy Joe is seen pretending to write something on the blank page of a binder and sorting through documents that he probably kept next to his Corvette in his Delaware beachfront garage. Confidential? Top Secret? It doesn’t matter. Who could convict an “elderly man with a poor memory?”
The title of Biden’s memoir is Promise Me, America. Prosaic for sure. I think we can workshop this thing and come up with much better — and apropos — titles.
1. Joe Biden: You Know, The Thing
2. Come Here, Kid. I Wanna Sniff You
3. What I Really Told Corn Pop
4. To Ukraine With Love
5. Which Way Do I Go?
6. Let’s Go Lick The World …
… Somebody told Biden to say that his memoir is all about “leading the country through Covid (quick image of Joe getting the shot, then in a mask), rebuilding our economy, and restoring our democracy after Jan. 6 (cut to footage of rioters at the Capitol).” So, I guess it’s a work of fiction.
