I passed an SUV on the road today (that’s right an SUV), that was sporting a bumper sticker that said “All Soil is Sacred.” I’ve heard of worshiping the ground someone walks on, but this takes it to a whole new level. Indeed, this would suggest that walking on the ground at all is a sacrilege. After all, a Christian would never walk on a crucifix. Not surprisingly this dirt worshiper also had a Carolina sticker and an Obama sticker on his car. Somehow the pieces of the puzzle all fit together.