I just received a goodbye phone call from my 5-going-on-15 daughter, who is having her first sleepover at a friend’s house tonight.

“Hi.”

“Hi Daddy.”

“Aren’t you going to miss me tonight?”

“Bye, I’ll see you tomorrow!”

Well, I tried to get her to feel some guilt, but obviously she was having none of that. I hate these child developmental “milestone” weekends.