In England, you can’t just pick up and move your kid to a religious school. They have districts too. And guess what? People are giving false addresses in hopes of having their children placed in the better sectarian schools. How do we know? Because the Church of England sends snoops to spot-check addresses, the Daily Telegraph reports.

“Margaret Morrissey, the spokesman for the National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations, said: ‘These days the first question many people ask concerns a school’s catchment area rather than if it is a nice place to live. Is that any way to run an education system?’