Even though I avoid doctors, I have already had far too many physical exams for one life. It seems officials have determined that criminal activity involves much more than just boarding airplanes. It consists in just going. But, according to the PC lexicon, “citizen” is defined as “one guilty until proven innocent,” and “security” is defined as “groping to the breaking point.” I reconcile my patriotic duty with my religious beliefs about modesty and respecting one’s body as the temple of God by saying, “Hey, it isn’t my body. It’s the state’s!”