Durham has been named the fourth sexiest city in America. Seriously. You’d think Las Vegas or Miami would be sexier than Durham, but not according to Men’s Health magazine. Cities known as places where people let loose didn’t fare well at all in this poll. Las Vegas was No. 70, followed by New York at 73, San Francisco at 74 and Miami at 88.

Coming in first was Austin, second was Dallas and third was Columbus, Ohio. Durham came in right ahead of fifth-place Denver. Do these finding seem a bit spurious to you? Do you wonder what the criteria were? Well, here it is. They used birth rates, condom sales, STD rates, and sex toy sales as indicators.

I’ll let you decide what those indicators really mean.