That’s the opening line of a recent report at the Daily Mail. The report continues:

Police said in a statement that officers were checking a house in western Amsterdam on Monday for unregistered residents when they found the valuable laundry load. …

The officers also found a money-counting machine, a gun and several cell phones.

The 24-year-old suspect’s name was not released, in line with Dutch privacy rules.

‘The municipal administration revealed that no one lived at the address,’ the police told CNN in a statement.

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