Rutherford and Henderson Counties want to ship landfill waste to Greenville County, South Carolina. The reason is, it is so nasty people here don’t want it. Besides, it is better from a globalist perspective to carbon-footprint the atmosphere hauling it, the number-one axiom of world consciousness being NIMBYism. What’s more, if we gross-out Greenville enough, people will come to our performing arts center just to avoid the Peace Center.

Here’s my economic analysis. It uses scientific algorithm:

Go to this site. Enter parameters 0 and 1000, and click “ENTER” to fill in each blank:

Hauling trash to South Carolina will create _______ direct local jobs paying at least $_______00.00. It will also create _______ indirect and _______ induced jobs for the community. Haulers promise to invest $_______,000 in the economy in the next ten years, and tax revenues will be increased by at least $_______,000 annually.

Governor Pat McCrory was on hand to celebrate the occasion with local leaders. “This is exciting!” remarked one hauler astutely.