Recovery.gov (one of those ironic statist names Orwell presciently mocked à la the Ministry of Truth and, even better, the Ministry of Plenty) here details how over $1.5 million’s worth of mozzarella cheese will Save America.
Remember: we must “keep spending to avoid bankruptcy,” whether it’s on mozzarella, wooden arrows, white elephants, whatever, because the spending itself is all that matters.
Hat tip: J.D. Henchman via Twitter.
