Western Union has decided
to quit sending telegrams. It now makes its dough by shuffling money
around the world. I hate to see that happen, even though I haven’t
received a telegram in 40 years (a greeting from my parents who were
3,500 miles away on my 18th birthday). I used to love Railway Express too. Every town had one down at the depot. It was the UPS of its day, only with a neater logo.