Hey, Club Onyx is back in the news. This time it is a shooting death. Another person caught a round and drove himself to the hospital.
Sounds like a straight-up gun battle broke out. What? Wait, CMPD would like you to know that it is not an actual gun battle unless three or more people are shooting in the public streets. As such, two people shooting in a strip club does not count.
Continue paying taxes, citizens.
