The UNC Association of Student Governments is getting an increased budget for cell phones and officers’ stipends because the poor dears do so much work for their UNC peers. Consider this year, for example. First they angered their peers into thinking the student fee that they coerced to pay to fund the ASG is the “biggest waste of student money imaginable”, then they treated themselves to a junket to D.C., then they held a rally that barely anyone attended, and then they said tuition increases might be OK after all (so long as we continue to get our cut of student fees).