Cornbread Maxwell says he has a stalker, a guy who tells him he could play for the Celtics. Maxwell, Boston’s radio analyst, tells the Boston Globe:
“I’ve got this stalker guy,” said Max. “He’s about 47 years old and he followed me home the other night. He says he’s been hearing voices and that the voices are telling him he needs to play for the Celtics. He keeps asking me for Wyc’s number and Danny’s number [managing partner Wyc Grousbeck and president Danny Ainge]. He asked me if I’d pay for his mother’s apartment.
“Then he showed up at my place and asked if I would shoot hoops with him. I keep telling him, ‘You can’t follow me home. I cannot help you.’ But he says the voices are telling him to play for the Celtics. Imagine that story: ‘Max finds guy on street to replace KG.’ “
The NBA, it’s stalk-tastic.
