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In Saturday’s titanic Battle of the Failed Ideologies, the International Socialists drummed the National Socialists, 500 to 35.
A good time was had by all. The International Socialists got to do what they do best, rail against their (overtly) racist ideological twin, “Fascists,” as well as dust off the noisemakers and scuffle with police. The National Socialists got to go to town in their dress whites, spout hate and call themselves “Grand Imperial Wizards” and other such dressed-up Harry Potter-esque sobriquets.
Best quote of the day: “I cannot believe these people are still around and events like this are still going on.”
