If you find yourself asking, “Why should I make a campaign contribution?” you probably have a good spam filter. Today, I was informed that donating to one candidate would put me in a drawing for a ride on his airplane; and donating to another would put me in a drawing for a double-platinum record awarded to Eric Clapton and BB King. If they offer you that kind of stuff for campaign contributions, just imagine all the largesse they’ll be able to vote us from The Crypt!