Duke news announces: TV Personality Bob Barker Donates to Duke Law School for Animal Rights Law Study

Reportedly, select UNC faculty members will hold a candlelight vigil this evening in tribute to all their colleagues at Duke who now have to worry about teaching “with Bob Barker in the classroom.” And given Barker’s other connections, the fear is that Duke professors will have to award the highest grades to those students who come “closest to the correct answer, without going over.” The rest will be spayed or neutered.