Sorry, the Panthers’ new TE coach has to have one of the best names in sports. It’ll come in handy as a replacement for the urge to curse during a Panther tough patch.
As in, Panthers give up a sack — Geep Chryst! Block somebody!
Run a draw on 3-and-9 — Geep Chryst! What kind of call is that?
Jake late floater across the middle, nearly picked — Jake!?! Geep frickin’ Chryst!
Trying to get on the field for a FG with the clock running down — Time out! Time out! Geep Chryst! Time out!
You get the idea.
