I remain irked about numerous reported studies that show that homosexuals improve a community’s economy. Economies improve because people use their might and brains to make stuff (obvious disclaimer intentionally omitted). It is absurd to believe that a community of sixty tail-breaking entrepreneurial geniuses will fail when one of sixty people loafing on disability prospers because of the bedroom habits of the sample populations. It is much easier to swallow a statement like, “Homosexuals are not as lazy as the average heterosexual.”